 Women and Fishing
- A marriage license should be like a fishing license - it should expire every year and if you go out of state you can get a 3 day license.
- Girls and fish have alot in common, they are both fun to catch and if you decide to keep one, you know it's going to cost you plenty!
- If you bring one home no matter how well you treat them they start going bad.
- Fresh ones are always better so practice catch and release.
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"Lots of people committed crimes during the year who would not have done so if they had been fishing. The increase of crime is among those deprived of the regenerations that impregnate the mind and character of the fisherman."-Herbert Hoover |