[jpond686]

Subject: 3 thoughts
1.) Zero Gravity
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat this problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 million developing a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside-down, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to over 300 C. The Russians used a pencil. Your taxes are due again -- enjoy paying them.
2.) Our Constitution
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it'sworked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.
3.) Ten Commandments
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouseis that you cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal", Thou Shalt Not CommitAdultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians! It creates a hostile work environment.