 Half the Price
A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.
As they are walking down the aisles, the husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their shopping cart.
"What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife.
"They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans," he replies.
"Put them back, we can't afford them," demands the wife.
He puts the case of Budweiser back on the shelf and they continue shopping. A few aisles further the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the shopping cart.
"What do you think you're doing?" asks the husband.
"Its my face cream, it makes me look beautiful," replies the wife.
The husband retorts, "So does 24 cans of Budweiser and its half the price!"
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