One morning, the husband returns after several hours of fishing
and decides
to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife
decides to take
the boat out.
She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
Along comes a
Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman
and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, Isn't that obvious?)
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.'
I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
start at any
moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,'
says the
woman.
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game war den.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know
you
could start
at any moment.'
'Have a nice day, ma'am,' and he left.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can
also think.
