spotted pin fish trip

[Bread Man 1]

I am going to fish for spotted pin fish in the a.m.. Anyone that wants to tag along is welcome. We will be fishing In the New River. I have room for one. There is only a couple of requirements. You will be blindfolded, hogtied, and gagged. You will only have use of one eye while fishing. You will be also be required to pass a lie detector test after we are through fishing, and once a month thereafter for the next fifteen years, six months, and four days. If anyone is interested, send me a p.m..