English?!!!

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1. (English for beginners)
... Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watches which Swatch watch?

2.(advanced English)
... Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watches which Swatch watch switch?

3.(English for experts)
... Three swiss witch-censoredes, who wish to be switched swiss witch-censoredes, wish to watch three swiss Swatch watch switches. Which swiss witch-censored who wishes to be a switched swiss witch-censored, wishes to watch which swiss Swatch watch switch?