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    Quote Originally Posted by Fish_Fiend View Post
    I'm sorry sir your response was not in the form of a question!

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    Dear Fiend,

    Thank you for pointing that out. The thread is not intended for general discussion including dubious attempts to defend ones actions.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RouseD View Post
    Calling Dr H!!!!! Calling Dr H!!!!! You're on call and getting way behind.
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    I believe I am up to date. At least that's according to my office assistant Anita Lobotomy.

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    Dear Dr. H,

    How much wood does the wood chuck, chuck?

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    Dr H
    Where does the Good Ship Lollipop take you and who is the captain.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fish_Fiend View Post
    Dear Dr. H,

    How much wood does the wood chuck, chuck?

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    Dear Mr. Fish,

    There is much confusion regarding the origin of this saying. Of course the animal erroneously called a woodchuck does not mess with trees at all. He burrows in a den which is why he is properly called a Ground Hog, and he has nothing to do with this ditty. Of course, Dr. H knows the real story. And the answer is fishing related! Imagine that.....

    Back in the late1800's famous gents such as Hardy and Leonard and Nichols were pioneering bamboo fly rods. Dr. H sold a beautiful complete original BF Nichols 2 years ago to a guy in Tasmania. But I digress. Hanging out with them was a not so talented guy named Charles Wood. Charles, despite his best efforts was always having ferrule difficulties which resulted in the loss of a lot of valuable bamboo when false casting. Charles was caught one evening stealing some of BF's supply. BF, who's full name was Big Friggin' Nichols, promptly dislocated both of Charles shoulders. This resulted in Chuck being unable to 'chuck' wood at all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Solo Skiff Fisherman View Post
    Dr H
    Where does the Good Ship Lollipop take you and who is the captain.
    Dear Hans Solo,

    The Captain is an airline pilot as the Good Ship in the famous Shirley Temple song is a plane and not a boat. I took a trip of a similar nature at a Jefferson Starship concert once. That one took me to The Police....but not the band featuring Sting.

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    Dr. H,

    What is the meaning of life?

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    Why did the chicken cross the road.
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    Quote Originally Posted by h2ohhh View Post
    Dear Mr. Whitey,

    I don't care if Sofia Vegara in a nurses outfit wants to elevate my heart rate...I still prefer fishing.

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    I retract my previous comments as to the wisdom of Dr. H - Obviously, he was hit repeatedly in the head and is on crack....

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    Quote Originally Posted by lostnwilderness View Post
    I retract my previous comments as to the wisdom of Dr. H - Obviously, he was hit repeatedly in the head and is on crack....
    Your time of understanding will come! ------- sometime in the next 20 yrs or so.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fish_Fiend View Post
    Dr. H,

    What is the meaning of life?

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    My Dear Fish Fiend,

    Your question has caused Dr. H to veer from his normal feeble attempts at comedic discourse. It is indeed unfortunate that many cannot answer this question, at least not correctly.

    It is the early morning smell of a salt marsh and the sight of the shimmering orange ball peeking above the Cordgrass amidst a gentle south breeze.

    It is the quiet gurgle of a small mountain stream weaving eddies through lichen covered stone.

    It is the smokey flavor of a crackling fire on a slow moving full moon summer Piedmont river night, comfortably seated with a rod between a forked stick.

    It is the sound of your child laughing.

    Most importantly, it is giving thanks to God for allowing it all.

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    Best answer I have ever heard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Solo Skiff Fisherman View Post
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    Why did the chicken cross the road.
    Dear Mr. Skiff

    Recognize that there are already chickens on Both sides of the road. Your particular chicken however, crossed when the new KFC on his side opened.

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    Quote Originally Posted by h2ohhh View Post
    my dear fish fiend,

    your question has caused dr. H to veer from his normal feeble attempts at comedic discourse. It is indeed unfortunate that many cannot answer this question, at least not correctly.

    It is the early morning smell of a salt marsh and the sight of the shimmering orange ball peeking above the cordgrass amidst a gentle south breeze.

    It is the quiet gurgle of a small mountain stream weaving eddies through lichen covered stone.

    It is the smokey flavor of a crackling fire on a slow moving full moon summer piedmont river night, comfortably seated with a rod between a forked stick.

    It is the sound of your child laughing.

    Most importantly, it is giving thanks to god for allowing it all.

    Dr h

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