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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"




The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".
 

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Hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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Not to detract from the joke, but from what I've been told, a more accurate translation is "big fish" instead of "whale"...

Still bears asking Jonah if one gets the chance...
 
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