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A teacher is giving a lesson about whales and explains to her students that it is impossible for a whale to swallow a human because their throat is too small.
A little girl stands up in protest and said "Jonah was swallowed by a whale."
The teacher replies, "this is impossible, a whale cannot swallow a human because its throat is too small."
The little girl replies, "when I get to heaven I will just ask Jonah myself."
The teacher then replies, "what if Johah didn't go to heaven?"
The little girl quickly replies, "then you ask him."
A little girl stands up in protest and said "Jonah was swallowed by a whale."
The teacher replies, "this is impossible, a whale cannot swallow a human because its throat is too small."
The little girl replies, "when I get to heaven I will just ask Jonah myself."
The teacher then replies, "what if Johah didn't go to heaven?"
The little girl quickly replies, "then you ask him."
