12 Step Tackle Monkey Junkie requirement
1. Have the burning desire to own every lure manufactured or produced
2. Must have feelings of tackle inadequecy for any fishing situation
3. Be diligent in the effort of One-up's-manship with your fishin neighbor/bud
4. Forsight to find your chi by having the proper balance of new and classic collection of tackle
5. Display respect for fellow Junkies, hate the game - but not the players
6. You become a Seasoned TMJ when you're down to one credit card and no-one knows about it, even your closest tackle monkey friends - when you gotta have it now TMJ purchase power - tactic used very competitively amongst savy TMJ's -- your one purchase will send all the other TMJ's into a frenzied furvor...

7. When shop owners and clerks greet you by name - You've achieved VIP TMJ status
8. When you hit your kid up for some cash for a lure/line/rod-reel combo... TMJ!
9. If you thought about makin babies to sell to Chinese couples to increase TMJ cash flow - you could then be considered a TMJ ( I hear they pay $10K for baby boys!)
10. You qualify as a TMJ if you have more insurance on your tackle than your home
11. Grand TMJ status achieved when you can make Ray Charles flinch from the sight of your tackle
12. Almost without saying, you must involve youngsters into the vicious cycle