Yeah, I never did like that chrome trim around the bottom... and no trailer hitch!
Gotta say I haven't seen anything quite like that before. Give him (her?) points for originality...
The grill on that one looks like a Cadillac - not sure if that one is a collection of parts, a true Caddy or a true Caprice. Getting rusty on my ability to identify... I learned to drive on that generation of late 70s/early 80s Impalas and Caprices - that's what my parents and grandparents drove. My father-in-law considered the Caprice the "working man's Cadillac". He drove that style long after they went with the swoop and the V6... He was in competition with the Taxi companies to find the drivable ones.
I still appreciate the rare one I see on the road that (usually) some older person has kept in immaculate shape in the garage, only driving to church on Sundays.
No comment...LOL In the 80's I had a Gremlin on a CJ jeep chassis with 44" gumbo mudders... I'll see if Mom still has the pics and scan them...LOL!! I promise it wasn't as "tacky". if that's possible..LOL!
I see Lefty flipping a little red switch and a sexy female voice computer saying.... "Kayak deployed Commander".....LOL!!